Vadtailmis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonest sheep.

Vadtailmis created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtailmis, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadtailmis, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vadtailmis' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vadtailmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

3. Never sing near turtles.

4. Never prepare rice during summer.

5. Always wear cyan.