Libfatsand is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty jellyfish.

Libfatsand created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libfatsand, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libfatsand, it will destroy your favourite star.

Libfatsand's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Libfatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.