Cubgidsaglakquimbell is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking gnu.

Cubgidsaglakquimbell created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cubgidsaglakquimbell, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubgidsaglakquimbell, she will come to you in dreams.

Cubgidsaglakquimbell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cubgidsaglakquimbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while filled with pride.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Do not travel during summer.