Viddidkip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful deer.

Viddidkip created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Viddidkip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Viddidkip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Viddidkip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Viddidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Hide if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. You must love Viddidkip.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Always obey Viddidkip's priests.