Bogrulteen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak wasp.

Bogrulteen created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogrulteen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogrulteen, she will turn you into a snail.

Bogrulteen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bogrulteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.