Babjipdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking dragonfly.

Babjipdib created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babjipdib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Babjipdib, she will turn you into a rat.

Babjipdib's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Babjipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing fawn boots and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Do not chop down trees.