Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome jackal.

Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. You must pray to Gubhadtarp Gombunhug Bannigcad nine times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.