Dadtaljen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty crab.

Dadtaljen created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadtaljen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadtaljen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dadtaljen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dadtaljen's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing violet ear rings and balancing three iron spheres on your legs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sit in summer.