Fidfligjin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous alligator.

Fidfligjin created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfligjin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fidfligjin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fidfligjin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fidfligjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Fidfligjin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not prepare figs while filled with anger.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidfligjin.