Wittarjat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow wombat.

Wittarjat created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wittarjat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wittarjat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wittarjat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wittarjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never wear gray shirts.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.