Stiklistmotcab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent narwhal.

Stiklistmotcab created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklistmotcab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiklistmotcab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stiklistmotcab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stiklistmotcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stiklistmotcab.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not sprint at rivers.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.