Fiddogjam Podlimfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying duck.

Fiddogjam Podlimfas created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fiddogjam Podlimfas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fiddogjam Podlimfas, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fiddogjam Podlimfas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fiddogjam Podlimfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. You must love Fiddogjam Podlimfas.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fiddogjam Podlimfas.

5. Do not cook food in pots.