Poprilbud is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest
goat.
Poprilbud created energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Poprilbud, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Poprilbud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Poprilbud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Poprilbud's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never write about fluid mechanics.
4. Never gather five mites near wells.
5. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the east.