Wodnildib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain jellyfish.

Wodnildib created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Wodnildib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodnildib, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wodnildib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wodnildib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Do not place garlic upon stone.

5. Never approach rivers carrying ash.