Ziglim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring fish.

Ziglim created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziglim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ziglim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ziglim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ziglim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.