Wonbommip Gonbogqueegcim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident faun.

Wonbommip Gonbogqueegcim created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbommip Gonbogqueegcim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonbommip Gonbogqueegcim, she will turn you into a frog.

Wonbommip Gonbogqueegcim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wonbommip Gonbogqueegcim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight ducks approach from the south.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing dresses.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.