Bepvolvon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic alligator.

Bepvolvon created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepvolvon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bepvolvon, she will think nothing of it.

Bepvolvon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bepvolvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

2. You must pray to Bepvolvon nine times a day.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.