Hanstandod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful dugong.

Hanstandod created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanstandod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hanstandod, she will come to you in dreams.

Hanstandod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hanstandod's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of mice.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Never gather three moths in one place.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.