Teenfidboss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving donkey.

Teenfidboss created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfidboss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenfidboss, it will turn you into a rock.

Teenfidboss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Teenfidboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.