Rotfud Tendinman is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful naga.

Rotfud Tendinman created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfud Tendinman, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotfud Tendinman, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rotfud Tendinman's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rotfud Tendinman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at rivers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.

5. Always act with obedience.