Flabvadcenrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy zebra.

Flabvadcenrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabvadcenrutt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabvadcenrutt, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flabvadcenrutt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flabvadcenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing purple dresses and balancing five platinum spheres on your back.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never wear cyan jumpers on sacred days.

4. Flabvadcenrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not gather at wells at midday.