Cisstignurtlog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, passionate pig.

Cisstignurtlog created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisstignurtlog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisstignurtlog, he will turn you into a plant.

Cisstignurtlog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cisstignurtlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing pink coats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.