Flabsidyog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical crow.

Flabsidyog created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabsidyog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabsidyog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flabsidyog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flabsidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not laugh at forests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.