Tamtargetmit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tiresome lion.

Tamtargetmit created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tamtargetmit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamtargetmit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tamtargetmit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tamtargetmit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Never handle gold while unclean.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.