Govsatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, capable fox.

Govsatlog created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govsatlog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Govsatlog, he will destroy your home planet.

Govsatlog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Govsatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Always store melons above ground.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.