Cidpaksog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident toad.

Cidpaksog created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidpaksog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidpaksog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cidpaksog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cidpaksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.