Konarpgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonest pigeon.

Konarpgun created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konarpgun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Konarpgun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Konarpgun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Konarpgun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.