Stig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous mink.

Stig created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stig, it will be very unhappy.

Stig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Never wear fawn boots.

3. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not name children after whales.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Stig on top of important buildings.