Sisnurtfem is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered dugong.

Sisnurtfem created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnurtfem, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisnurtfem, it will be very sad.

Sisnurtfem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sisnurtfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not consume apples at dawn.

4. Retreat if nine otters approach from the south.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sisnurtfem.