Veencedton is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing ant.

Veencedton created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencedton, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veencedton, she will destroy your favourite star.

Veencedton's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Veencedton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing tights.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never hurt swans.