Farnxemwab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind alligator.

Farnxemwab created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnxemwab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnxemwab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Farnxemwab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Farnxemwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your legs turquoise.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.