Orthotcut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring penguin.

Orthotcut created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Orthotcut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Orthotcut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Orthotcut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Orthotcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Never handle titanium while unclean.

5. Never feed nuts to birds while wearing skirts.