Tamvangud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced snail.

Tamvangud created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamvangud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamvangud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tamvangud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tamvangud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never prepare corn during autumn.