Fodhanyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous tortoise.

Fodhanyatt created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhanyatt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodhanyatt, he will send you a sign.

Fodhanyatt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fodhanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.