Viddongad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing mink.

Viddongad created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viddongad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Viddongad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Viddongad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Viddongad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never approach forests carrying ash.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.