Fubdappad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent dolphin.

Fubdappad created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdappad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fubdappad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubdappad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fubdappad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing purple skirts and balancing four carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not place apples upon stone.

4. Fubdappad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.