Cuttighas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able fox.

Cuttighas created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuttighas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cuttighas, he will not invite you to parties.

Cuttighas' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cuttighas' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.