Timjadbifing is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical hydra.

Timjadbifing created light two years ago.

If you believe in Timjadbifing, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Timjadbifing, it will not care.

Timjadbifing's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Timjadbifing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wash your back before prayer.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Hide from cyan hamsters for they are unholy.