Appfoddad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful mole.

Appfoddad created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appfoddad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appfoddad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Appfoddad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Appfoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from cyan goats for they are unholy.