Nargomyampom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever wyrm.

Nargomyampom created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nargomyampom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nargomyampom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nargomyampom's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nargomyampom's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of great tits.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.