Fobxuclad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish shark.

Fobxuclad created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobxuclad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobxuclad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fobxuclad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fobxuclad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never cross crossroads at midday.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.