Bissyimgom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane raven.

Bissyimgom created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissyimgom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bissyimgom, he will turn you into a mole.

Bissyimgom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bissyimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always act with patience.