Fudhitgep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented butterfly.

Fudhitgep created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudhitgep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudhitgep, it will turn you into a dog.

Fudhitgep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fudhitgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing east.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always share limes with strangers, but never with bats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.