Kinbomcab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless dryad.

Kinbomcab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbomcab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinbomcab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kinbomcab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kinbomcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.