Cussmotbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous ferret.

Cussmotbog created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmotbog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussmotbog, he will destroy your home planet.

Cussmotbog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cussmotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to frogs while wearing turquoise shorts.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never laugh near dogs.

5. Do not name children after manatees.