Titnadcid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient human.

Titnadcid created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titnadcid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titnadcid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Titnadcid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Titnadcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Titnadcid on top of all buildings.

4. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

5. Never eat wheat.