Likbonkraw is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart squirrel.

Likbonkraw created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Likbonkraw, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Likbonkraw, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Likbonkraw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Likbonkraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dawn.

2. Likbonkraw loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never wear green rings on sacred days.