Pidxucksidfonnan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable wolf.

Pidxucksidfonnan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidxucksidfonnan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidxucksidfonnan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pidxucksidfonnan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pidxucksidfonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not laugh in public.