Budjigpom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody skunk.

Budjigpom created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budjigpom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budjigpom, she will strike you with lightening.

Budjigpom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Budjigpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing purple boots and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never mark doors with orange.