Rilpibvan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing hare.

Rilpibvan created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilpibvan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilpibvan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rilpibvan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rilpibvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at forests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not prepare peas while filled with pride.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.